We all wonder: Does Trump wear a wig? His ego’s amazingly big! From treating women harshly To grabbing their parsley, He’s quite the male chauvinist pig! @EverydaySexism #Resist

Of Nature’s events, there’s a list: Fires, hurricanes, tornados persist. Each national park Trump tries to make dark. Climate change, he says doesn’t exist! #climatechange #climatedenial http://time.com/5508259/trump-climate-change-defense-department/

If Trump thinks that this country’s so great, Then why does he fill it with hate? With his ass in charge Of this foundering barge, The floodwaters will not abate! #flood #Mississippi #flooding https://tinyurl.com/y3bdbr8w

At the sumo event, Trump was hyper, His wife was as slim as a viper! Although Trump wasn’t thin, He blended right in With a corpulent man in a diaper! #Girther

In Bridge and in Whist, there’s a bump If you’re grasping the concept of trump. You bid for the suit, And for that one you root, But the best bid of all is NO TRUMP! #NoTrump

For Cali, Trump puts on the brakes. He cancels Fed funding for quakes! The terrible fires From high winds and wires Are not a disaster he rates! #california #wildfire #californiawildfires

A problem: The elderly boomer. Trump found a solution’s the rumor! For Social Security, And fiscal maturity, Kill healthcare so poor folks die sooner! #HealthCare #SaveAffordableCare

Inigo Montoya had a plan, To fight evil the best that he can. If he lived today, His nemesis would be Count Donald, the Small-Fingered Man! #inigomontoya

A mammothrept is what? An immature, spoiled brat! It makes me think Of ties striped pink And a certain blond fat cat! #TrumpTantrum

The Game of Thrones epic’s now done, No moments of boredom, not one! Its battles are o’er, However, the war Of opinions has now just begun! #gameofthrones #got