I was recently asked to “lay off.” But Trump’s Kool-Aid I never will quaff! So ‘til this evil clown Has left Government Town, I will never say I’ve done enough! #TrumpOut
What hurts butterflies more than a pin? That Trump worsens the fix they are in! Odd: They have matching features: They’re both fragile creatures With bright-colored paper-thin skin! https://preview.tinyurl.com/y29bavgz #butterflysanctuary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGlRKiGMAfo
The White House’s Comm Chief, Bill Shine, Has a wife who’s a fork short a tine! She says childhood diseases, Such as chickenpox and measles, Stop cancer, and keep your health fine! https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2pmml4y #vaccineswork
Does Trump spend time helping the nation? “Executive Time?” No relation! But his national crisis At the border suffices As a good time to take a vacation! #NationalEmergencyVacation
While the hyper-rich lurk in their lairs, The poor homeless think nobody cares. It’s time that we stop Keeping wealth at the top. Just a thought: How ‘bout No Billionaires! #NoBillionaires https://www.huffingtonpost.com/thom-hartmann/the-no-billionaires-campa_b_1666469.html
After possible sips from some kegs, Gwyneth knocked a man down off his legs. Well, it kinda was fate, ‘Cause it’s hard to ski straight When you’re kegeling several jade eggs! #GwynethPaltrow
There is nothing new under the sun. Ralph Northam won’t leave now he’s won. ‘Cause despite his smart wife, He’d be “Racist For Life,” (The least popular charity run)!
Well, the White House is chock full of fools, And now Junior is picking on schools! Those who teach for low pay We should thank every day, Unlike him, they are valuable jewels!
It seems Junior said something that shocks. Namely, “Teachers are losers,” he mocks. I cannot relate To his ignorant hate, He’s as dumb as a basket of rocks!
Trump said Mrs. Clinton was crooked, He lied: He’s the one that is wicked! He’s a bumbling snob Who cannot do his job, Perfect case of an Emperor naked! #TrumpLies