The perfect gift

The perfect gift… #perfectgift #laughs #trump For the passionate anti-Trump friend This here volume I have to commend! Somehow mining rich laughs From the champion of gaffes It’s the funniest Slakey has penned! Look Inside:

Father’s Day Wishes #fathersday

For his pep talks when I was a lad, And stern fairness when I had been bad, And his patience with sass, I will now raise a glass To the peerless Tom Slakey, my Dad! (He is Tom Slakey Senior; I am Junior.)

The Bully-In-Chief

They say don’t kick a soul when they’re down, But that’s just when this Trump goes to town! As wounded farm hens Get pecked dead by their friends, So Don Trump holds the bullying crown! #bully #bullying #trumpsucks

Evel Knievel #Resist

Evel Knievel’s grandstandin’ Had him jumping the Snake River Canyon, I wish evil old Trump Would attempt the same jump, And horribly mess up the landin’! (The picture is actually of Robbie Maddison jumping the Corinth Canal.)

Covfefe #TrumpLies #LyinKing

Trump woke up and tweeted “covfefe,” Then, covering up in a jiffy, It was code, he then claimed, So he wouldn’t be blamed. I believe it smells just a bit iffy!

The Lyin’ King #LyinKing

Don Trump, ka tinye fo, be se? I sigi, n’ b’a fo i ye. Nin a ye “Pinocchio”, A nun be ta Tokyo, Tasuma be a bo kosebe! Bambara translation of: Is Trump really that big a liar? Well, let me explain just how dire: If he were Pinocchio, His nose would reach Tokyo, And…

The World’s Least Popular Host #Resist

Trump loves just to brag and to boast, He’s the world’s least popular host, ‘Cause he makes his guests puke! He befriends David Duke, Who likes to dress up like a ghost!

Those White Tennis Shorts #Trumpass #Girther

Trump’s government’s one big kerfuffle! In the white tennis shorts he looks awful! His ass is so grand That it ought to be banned, But then much that he does is unlawful!

Marilyn and Donald #Resist

Marilyn and Donald are blonds, But there the relationship ends. From daylight to dawn, She turned her friends on, While he treacherously turns on his friends!

President Fart

To the Brits, “Trump” means “fart,” so it’s clear, When you’re speaking of stinky hot air, If a nickname you seek For this nose-rotting reek, Well then President Fart’s worth a cheer! #PresidentFart