I’m searching for true peace of mind, But President Trump makes me blind, In each moment of quiet He just starts a riot And anger is all I can find! #TrumpOut
Author: tslakey
A Large Fries
“Clear Kushner!”, old Trump loudly cries, Thus cutting his peeps down to size. This side of the border, It’s rare: A Trump order That didn’t include a large fries! #FireKushner
Like Frogs in a Pot
The water is gradually boiling, We don’t even notice it’s roiling. Like frogs in a pot, Trump’s cooking us hot, Unable his crimes to be foiling! #TrumpOut
Donald Trumpkin
Hillary was somewhat rejected, (Though at least she was human-complected!), But every damn day That this pumpkin holds sway Makes us wish she had gotten elected! #TrumpOut
Clearances for Jared and Ivanka?
A clearance for Jared, you say? And Ivanka? John Kelly said, “Nay!” But Donald insisted, So though John resisted, The Kushners and Trump got their way! #securityclearance
Who Forged the Nobel Nomination
About the Nobel nomination, Who forged that absurd combination? Just look for the guy Who’ll most loudly deny: He’s the one who should face termination! https://tinyurl.com/y2jglc56 #PathologicalLiar
A Pulse
A comedian who failed to convulse, While in France, doing a dance called a “valse,” Could beat Trump! He’s so bad, And we feel so had, That right now all it takes is a pulse! #TrumpOut
Don Threatens School
In the awesome march of history, We’ve seen it many times, That a Mafia Don threatens a pawn Not to give away his crimes, But the world is changing, so now we see, If we doff our rose-colored shades, A Don who’s a fool threatening a school Not to give away his grades! #TrumpOut
Crimes per second
Insurance, tax, charity fraud, Are some things that we surely can’t laud, But Trump’s crimes could be reckoned At one bit per each second, The exact definition of baud! #TrumpOut
Socialist Scandinavia
Now Communism we must fight. Theory good, but in practice, not right. But Finland, and Sweden, And Denmark, that Eden, Make Socialism look pretty tight!