It’s pretty demanding to burnish A man who’s so covered with tarnish! There’s only one way That his spots go away: You need to be huffing the varnish! #TrumpOut

Could we not have picked someone much finer? Trump’s a wormy old steak from a diner! This sad little boy Only wants to destroy. He’s a bull in a shop full of china! #TrumpOut 

Well, the State of the Union weren’t great. Trump’s lies, and the fear, and the hate, Did not overwhelm. With him at the helm, We’re over the falls in a crate! #stateoftheunion

Now even without his bad past, This blithering fool would not last. His bullying ways Fail completely to faze, And he thinks with his butt, thus: Half-assed!

The country is in a deep freeze That is bringing us all to our knees. I don’t mean the cold, Which does have us on hold, But the Dems and Republicans, Jeez!

Pelosi’s tremendously strong, And Trump’s time at his post won’t be long. A woman of great strength, A man of short length! The dude is as dumb as a dong! #TrumpOut

Invited to dine by an ass, The Warriors decided to pass. It wasn’t the diet That caused them disquiet, They wanted a host with more class! #Warriors #Barack https://tomslakey.com/, https://twitter.com/TomSlakey, https://www.facebook.com/tslakey, https://tinyurl.com/y8d7d3z3.

A Prez who was deaf to all cries Fed athletes on burgers and fries. The victors from Clemson Were tempted to mention, “You usually feed us all lies!”

Now Trump as a man’s not the prettiest, And this limerick isn’t the wittiest, If a color were he, Which one would he be? Well, orange: He’s made it the shittiest!

The Donald is in for a shock. (That man with a head like a block.) The moron is clearly, Both daily and yearly, Between a hard place and a rock!