Trump’s father was terribly tough, He never gave Trump quite enough, From a miserable gift Of sixty million, through thrift, Trump pulled himself up from the rough! (The picture actually shows one million dollars.) Source: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/02/trumps-small-loan-from-his-father-was-more-like-60point7-million-nyt.html

In long-ago Tammany Hall,  Boss Tweed was the worst of them all.  Corruption and greed, And graft, without heed, But Boss Tweet screws us worse with his Wall! #TrumpWall #ShutDown

Trump is decidedly odd, Immature, and his judgment is flawed,  Is he more a spoiled brat, Or a cattleless hat, Or a mammothrept angering God? #allhatnocattle

Trump, your Wall has assumptions, say we, They are wrong, which you don’t seem to see, You’re the dolt in the room, Making, when you assume, An ass out of u and of me! #TrumpWall #ShutDown

Trump’s oh so obsessed by this wall, When nobody wants it at all, His mind is a stew, His eyes not as blue As the mood he inflicts on us all! #TrumpWall #Shutdown

D. Trump’s the supreme politician,  Of primates a new evolution,  Big frame to support  Tiny brain, tiny heart,  Tiny fingers to tweet on a cellphone! 

Is Trump really that big a liar? Well, let’s put it this way, young squire, If he were Pinocchio, His nose would reach Tokyo, And his pants are forever on fire! (This one is an old favorite.)

There was an old Prez from New York, Who just loved him a barrel of pork. I don’t mean at night, When a burger he’d bite, But in daytime, as part of his work! 

Of this we have examples, That the President gives a speech, To a frightened crowd that is crying loud, To calm, and peace to teach. But the thing we are seeing for the first time, And that is so far from right, Is a Prez that’s loud to a peaceful crowd, To throw them into…

Doctors warn, if for every bold lie In Trump’s speech, you drink one shot of rye, It’s a terrible game,  That deserves a bad name,  There’s a very strong risk that you’ll die!  https://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/doctors-warn-drinking-a-shot-every-time-trump-lies-tonight-will-result-in-death/