And then there’s Vice President Biden, Now where has this fellow been hidin’? He’s an average Joe, Wasn’t sure he should go, So for long he his time has been bidin’! #joebiden

Now first, there’s the great Bernie Sanders, Who’s fiery, thus not like Ned Flanders! He says, “Tax the Rich!” He’d make Trump his bitch, And get rid of those damned gerrymanders! #berniesanders @berniesanders

Pelosi says, “Do not impeach,” Despite the fact Trump’s such a leech! But others say, “No, He really must go, ‘Cause decency’s out of his reach!” #Resist

R. Nixon was cocksure and thick, He burgled his way up a crick! He lied and he swore ‘Til we got real sore, Trump’s not Nixon, but he’s still a Dick! #Resist

Well-intentioned was President Ronald, The opposite President Donald! He gets worse and worse, We’re under a curse, He’s as clownish as Ronald McDonald! #Resist #trumpclown

Who cares if Trump’s acting demure? There’s no way his motives are pure! Did Donald collude? Well, the jury’s out, dude, But he tried to, and hard, that’s for sure! #Resist

To collude and obstruct, Trump tried hard, But his efforts were every way marred! If this clown had a fling At the Watergate thing He’d have never got past the front yard! #Resist

A Prez who hugged flags that were furled Set out to destroy the known world! Did we like his dumb shit? No, not one little bit! We felt so disgusted we hurled! #Resist

Trump wanted to tell tons of lies, So took measures, his lies to disguise. Near ten thousand deep, The festering heap Of his falsehoods now reaches the skies! #TrumpLies #Resist https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/03/04/president-trump-has-made-false-or-misleading-claims-over-days/

An index of freedom of press Shows us having progressively less. Of a hundred and eighty Lands, and looking like Haiti, Who’s now 48th? The U.S! (The U.S. just changed to orange—problematic.) #PressFreedom https://rsf.org/en/ranking/2019