Is Trump lamebrained or vicious, in short? He’s lamebrained, and I’d say so in court. While lamebrained would be bad, Vicious would make us mad. Both are true, says the Mueller Report! #ItsMuellerTime

He was so noisy You could hear the liar’s voice Deep inside the rock.  うそつきは うるさかったかれ いわこえに Usotsuki waurusakatta kareiwa koe ni.

Was Trump sagt, ist’s immer ganz falsch? Erklären ist ein langer Marsch! Ob er war Pinocchio, Die Nase bis Tokyo, Kommt Feuer je aus seinem Arsch!   German translation of: Is Trump really that big a liar? Well, let me explain just how dire: If he were Pinocchio, His nose would reach Tokyo, And his…

Trump says Demos are guilty of treason. For that comment, it isn’t the season, Because no one you see Is as guilty as he! The crazed fool has just plain lost his reason! #Resist (The caricature is by DonkeyHotey.)

Trump’s big quest: Build the best Wall of granite On the planet Then just rest! #Resist (A Limericku: Combo of limerick and haiku.)

¿Trump puede decir la verdad?  Explico la gran gravidad: Si fuera Pinocchio, Nariz hasta Tokyo, ¡Su culo en fuego quemad’!   Spanish translation of: Is Trump really that big a liar? Well, let me explain just how dire: If he were Pinocchio, His nose would reach Tokyo, And his pants are forever on fire! #TrumpLies

The ways that Prez Trump wants to go, Are horror tales straight out of Poe! His horrible feats, And ideas, and tweets, Make the most of us say, “Oh Hell no!” #TrumpOut

This seller of snake oil that’s canned, In effect, whether planned or unplanned, Has done us to death! With our last dying breath, He has conned us all out of our land! #ConManTrump

What Trump wants to know is just why For asylum the shithole folk try? It will be for him grand If to get in our land Only pale blond Norwegians apply!

In the newspapers, some things can’t lose. What things pop? Dog Bites Man? We all snooze. Man Bites Dog? That’s the stuff! Readers can’t get enough! Trump Tells Truth! Well now THAT would be NEWS! #TrumpLies