A Human Ostrich

Trumps crimes to this moment, though grand, Are as nothing to what he has planned. If you like what he’ll do, Then an ostrich are you, With your head buried deep in the sand! #TrumpOut

Roger is Stone Bad

Of Barb Bush and Trump, Roger Stone Wrote, “She’s dead and he’s Prez, so who won?” In respect for the dead, Stone and Trump, head to head, Are competing for who’s the worse one! #RogerStone https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/roger-stone-barbara-bush-818654/

What Are You, Eight?

Well, we know Trump is chock full of hate, And his childishness will not abate! “I’ve not read the report, But I could!”, his retort, Makes him sound even younger than eight! #TrumpIsAChild https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/437697-trump-i-have-not-read-mueller-report-though-i-have-every-right-to-do(The cartoon is by Bruce MacKinnon.)

Trump’s a Tool

In any room, Trump’s not the smartest, And surely did not work the hardest. Out of and in school, He’s clearly a tool, And so very far from the sharpest! #TrumpIsAnIdiot

Trump is an Ass

Trump lies all the time, it is true, Which is what pathologicals do, And sociopaths. And just like an ass, His mouth is a fountain of poo! #TrumpLies

Trump Says Windmills Cause Cancer

When it comes to truth, Trump doesn’t care. We get cancer from wind-powered air? With no interest in fact, And no class, and no tact, His leadership hasn’t a prayer! #WindmillsCauseCancer https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-verbally-tilt-windmills-experts-weigh/story?id=62141565

Lies Per Day

Guess what bad boy Trump used to do: He used to tell six lies, it’s true, On the average, per day! That was nothing, we say, ‘Cause the number is now 22! #TrumpLies https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/02/politics/fact-check-donald-trump-international-fact-checking-day/index.html

White House Down

There was an incredible jerk, Who had many a horrible quirk! He tried for the White House, and got it, all right, Too bad that his brain didn’t work! #TrumpOut

Trump Truth

An inbred old Prez born in Queens Ate a sizable portion of beans. His runs of the mouth Have gone seriously south: Toward bullshit he ever more leans!

Trump’s hands and his brain aren’t big, And he’s sexist, if that’s not a dig. Wearing gloves, for a start, And pretending he’s smart, Are just lipstick applied to a pig! #TrumpOut