The perfect gift… #perfectgift #laughs #trump For the passionate anti-Trump friend This here volume I have to commend! Somehow mining rich laughs From the champion of gaffes It’s the funniest Slakey has penned! Look Inside: https://amazon.com/Slain-Slakey-3-Trump-Idiocracy/dp/1702425177/ref=sr_1_1

For his pep talks when I was a lad, And stern fairness when I had been bad, And his patience with sass, I will now raise a glass To the peerless Tom Slakey, my Dad! (He is Tom Slakey Senior; I am Junior.)

They say don’t kick a soul when they’re down, But that’s just when this Trump goes to town! As wounded farm hens Get pecked dead by their friends, So Don Trump holds the bullying crown! #bully #bullying #trumpsucks

Evel Knievel’s grandstandin’ Had him jumping the Snake River Canyon, I wish evil old Trump Would attempt the same jump, And horribly mess up the landin’! (The picture is actually of Robbie Maddison jumping the Corinth Canal.)

Trump woke up and tweeted “covfefe,” Then, covering up in a jiffy, It was code, he then claimed, So he wouldn’t be blamed. I believe it smells just a bit iffy!

Don Trump, ka tinye fo, be se? I sigi, n’ b’a fo i ye. Nin a ye “Pinocchio”, A nun be ta Tokyo, Tasuma be a bo kosebe! Bambara translation of: Is Trump really that big a liar? Well, let me explain just how dire: If he were Pinocchio, His nose would reach Tokyo, And…

Trump loves just to brag and to boast, He’s the world’s least popular host, ‘Cause he makes his guests puke! He befriends David Duke, Who likes to dress up like a ghost!

Trump’s government’s one big kerfuffle! In the white tennis shorts he looks awful! His ass is so grand That it ought to be banned, But then much that he does is unlawful!

Marilyn and Donald are blonds, But there the relationship ends. From daylight to dawn, She turned her friends on, While he treacherously turns on his friends!

To the Brits, “Trump” means “fart,” so it’s clear, When you’re speaking of stinky hot air, If a nickname you seek For this nose-rotting reek, Well then President Fart’s worth a cheer! #PresidentFart