And then we have Kamala Harris, Who’s pretty darned hard to embarrass. She’s firm in what’s right As it shows to her sight, If a star, she is steadfast Polaris! #kamalaharris
Month: April 2019
Elizabeth Warren
Of course, there’s Elizabeth Warren, Whose notions are not at all foreign! Her 2-cent-a-buck tax On the wealthiest backs Is a policy not at all borin’! #elizabethwarren
Joe Biden
And then there’s Vice President Biden, Now where has this fellow been hidin’? He’s an average Joe, Wasn’t sure he should go, So for long he his time has been bidin’! #joebiden
Bernie Sanders
Now first, there’s the great Bernie Sanders, Who’s fiery, thus not like Ned Flanders! He says, “Tax the Rich!” He’d make Trump his bitch, And get rid of those damned gerrymanders! #berniesanders @berniesanders
Jabba the Trump
Pelosi says, “Do not impeach,” Despite the fact Trump’s such a leech! But others say, “No, He really must go, ‘Cause decency’s out of his reach!” #Resist
Nixon vs. Trump
R. Nixon was cocksure and thick, He burgled his way up a crick! He lied and he swore ‘Til we got real sore, Trump’s not Nixon, but he’s still a Dick! #Resist
Donald McRonald
Well-intentioned was President Ronald, The opposite President Donald! He gets worse and worse, We’re under a curse, He’s as clownish as Ronald McDonald! #Resist #trumpclown
The Jury’s Out
Who cares if Trump’s acting demure? There’s no way his motives are pure! Did Donald collude? Well, the jury’s out, dude, But he tried to, and hard, that’s for sure! #Resist
Watergate Clown
To collude and obstruct, Trump tried hard, But his efforts were every way marred! If this clown had a fling At the Watergate thing He’d have never got past the front yard! #Resist
A Flag-Hugging Phony
A Prez who hugged flags that were furled Set out to destroy the known world! Did we like his dumb shit? No, not one little bit! We felt so disgusted we hurled! #Resist