Trump Is Now Approaching 10,000 Lies

Trump wanted to tell tons of lies, So took measures, his lies to disguise. Near ten thousand deep, The festering heap Of his falsehoods now reaches the skies! #TrumpLies #Resist https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/03/04/president-trump-has-made-false-or-misleading-claims-over-days/

U.S. is 48th in Freedom of the Press!

An index of freedom of press Shows us having progressively less. Of a hundred and eighty Lands, and looking like Haiti, Who’s now 48th? The U.S! (The U.S. just changed to orange—problematic.) #PressFreedom https://rsf.org/en/ranking/2019

Is Trump lamebrained or vicious, in short? He’s lamebrained, and I’d say so in court. While lamebrained would be bad, Vicious would make us mad. Both are true, says the Mueller Report! #ItsMuellerTime

He Was So Noisy

He was so noisy You could hear the liar’s voice Deep inside the rock.  うそつきは うるさかったかれ いわこえに Usotsuki waurusakatta kareiwa koe ni.

Pinocchio in German

Was Trump sagt, ist’s immer ganz falsch? Erklären ist ein langer Marsch! Ob er war Pinocchio, Die Nase bis Tokyo, Kommt Feuer je aus seinem Arsch!   German translation of: Is Trump really that big a liar? Well, let me explain just how dire: If he were Pinocchio, His nose would reach Tokyo, And his…

A Season for Treason

Trump says Demos are guilty of treason. For that comment, it isn’t the season, Because no one you see Is as guilty as he! The crazed fool has just plain lost his reason! #Resist (The caricature is by DonkeyHotey.)

Limericku on the Wall

Trump’s big quest: Build the best Wall of granite On the planet Then just rest! #Resist (A Limericku: Combo of limerick and haiku.)

Trumpinocchio

¿Trump puede decir la verdad?  Explico la gran gravidad: Si fuera Pinocchio, Nariz hasta Tokyo, ¡Su culo en fuego quemad’!   Spanish translation of: Is Trump really that big a liar? Well, let me explain just how dire: If he were Pinocchio, His nose would reach Tokyo, And his pants are forever on fire! #TrumpLies

Nevermore!

The ways that Prez Trump wants to go, Are horror tales straight out of Poe! His horrible feats, And ideas, and tweets, Make the most of us say, “Oh Hell no!” #TrumpOut

Con Man Trump

This seller of snake oil that’s canned, In effect, whether planned or unplanned, Has done us to death! With our last dying breath, He has conned us all out of our land! #ConManTrump