The students at Morehouse made moans;Their debts were just causing them groans,Until Robert F. SmithSurprised them all withHis great kindness, and paid off their loans! #RobertSmith https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/19/business/robert-smith-billionaire-morehouse-gift-trnd/index.html

In Game of Thrones, one person carries The action, whomever she marries: I dawdled to get Her greatness, and yet She’s a problem, this Mad Queen Daenarys! #daenerys #gameofthrones #targaryen #daenerystargaryen #got #khaleesi @emiliaclarke

This congressman Justin Amash Has ideas that aren’t just bosh! He’s, of Reps, first to preach That we ought to impeach— That’s a notion I don’t care to quash! #justinamash Justin Amash @justinamash

Commissioner Dreyfus would titter When Clouseau’s mad acts made him bitter! We’ll be driven to the same By Trump’s oh-so-lame brain And his horrible nonsense on Twitter! #Resist

Trump’s calling the White House a dump, Thinks he thought up the phrase “prime the pump,” He’s not priming the pump, He’s not draining the swamp, We wish off a cliff he would jump! #Resist

There’s a reason that I have a beef: Don Trump is the grabber, the thief, The cheater, the liar, The racist, the cryer, The bully, the moron-in-chief! #Resist

The Cray is a supercomputer. Than Trump, it is so much astuter! What with firing his peeps Like he fires off tweets, He’s cray-Z, quite unlike the computer! #Resist

Nostradamus, of prophecy worth, Foretold the undoing of Earth. A most hideous thing Our destruction will bring, Pumpkin-headed, and blond, of wide girth! #nostradamus

For treating my tantrums with calm, And for soothing my bruises with balm, And indulging my pranks, Here are undying thanks To the great Marion Slakey, my Mom! #mothers #mothersday #mom

Trump’s kind to a fault, you can see, He doesn’t just think, “Me, me, me!” He changed focus, I think, From bankrupting Trump, Inc., To bankrupting the Land of the Free! #BillionDollarLoser (The idea is from https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report.)