With DACA undone, and with ICE,  The president just isn’t nice,  The immigrant labor’s in everyone’s favor,  So why cannot tolerance suffice? 

Manhattan has its police forces, With some of them riding on horses. While they’re New York’s Finest, His Highness of Slyness Is far and away New York’s Coarsest! #Trump 

A boor with a poor appendectomy Also had quite a bad tonsillectomy, Both ruined his brain, But what drove him insane Was his horribly botched up scalpectomy! 

A gluttonous Prez from New York Was as fat as a big side of pork. No limits he drew, No dish he’d eschew, If hot, he would give it a fork!  

Old Trump thought, “These fools will protect me, They won’t lift a toe to deflect me!” It’s not true that he said, But it was in his head, “These Repubs are so dumb they’d elect me!”

A President hailed from Manhattan, His business and politics rotten, Whatever affair He didn’t much care, He screwed up whatever he got in!

That bozo who owns Mar-A-Lago, Who’s as two-faced as “Honest” Iago, Has mush for a brain. Says the doc, “He’s insane! It’s as though his dumb brain has lumbago!”

There was an old fool from Manhattan Who thought he was General Patton, But angry young donkeys And lots of non-honkys Devoured the chair that he sat in!  

Now one Thomas J. Slakey, a liberal guy,  Mocked that imbecile Trump, made his sycophants cry. Donald made us all weep on his journey to Hell, Whereas Tom was just trying for laughter as well! Tom was mocking that horrible Trump to the sky,  And he found that he made some conservatives cry, Well, but didn’t…

A lousy old salt from Manhattan Did not know his hatches to batten, So storms, when they came, Made his little boat lame, And he sank in the swamp he had shat in!