Bribes: How Trump is Like Jared

It’s still the same old story, 
Where the decadent golf set cheat,
And make large bids to get moron kids
Into colleges for elite,
But the golf set dude who treated his brood
To clearances they didn’t merit,
Is another dumb fool whose folks bribed a school,
So Trump is a lot like Jared!

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