‘Tis the voice of the Prezster, I heard him declare
“I’m a beautiful orange, with candyfloss hair.”
If his foes commit errors, he’s loud as can be,
And he yells “lock her up” out of every TV,
But the daughter he lusts for does similar acts,
And we hear not a peep of his normal attacks!
(See ‘Tis the Voice of the Lobster by Lewis Carroll, a brilliantly foresighted indictment of the current administration.)