This congressman Justin Amash Has ideas that aren’t just bosh! He’s, of Reps, first to preach That we ought to impeach— That’s a notion I don’t care to quash! #justinamash Justin Amash @justinamash

Commissioner Dreyfus would titter When Clouseau’s mad acts made him bitter! We’ll be driven to the same By Trump’s oh-so-lame brain And his horrible nonsense on Twitter! #Resist

Trump’s calling the White House a dump, Thinks he thought up the phrase “prime the pump,” He’s not priming the pump, He’s not draining the swamp, We wish off a cliff he would jump! #Resist

There’s a reason that I have a beef: Don Trump is the grabber, the thief, The cheater, the liar, The racist, the cryer, The bully, the moron-in-chief! #Resist

The Cray is a supercomputer. Than Trump, it is so much astuter! What with firing his peeps Like he fires off tweets, He’s cray-Z, quite unlike the computer! #Resist

Nostradamus, of prophecy worth, Foretold the undoing of Earth. A most hideous thing Our destruction will bring, Pumpkin-headed, and blond, of wide girth! #nostradamus

For treating my tantrums with calm, And for soothing my bruises with balm, And indulging my pranks, Here are undying thanks To the great Marion Slakey, my Mom! #mothers #mothersday #mom

Trump’s kind to a fault, you can see, He doesn’t just think, “Me, me, me!” He changed focus, I think, From bankrupting Trump, Inc., To bankrupting the Land of the Free! #BillionDollarLoser (The idea is from https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report.)

So what then defines Trump’s endeavor, If it’s not that there’s no one less clever? He’s of space the worst waste With the crappiest taste Of anyone, anywhere, ever! #Resist (image is by DonkeyHotey)

Trump thinks he’s unusually clever, Is that possible? Not a bit! Never! He’s the target of jeers! He lost more in ten years Than any American endeavor! #BillionDollarLoser https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-taxes-lost-money-832667/