Billion Dollar LOSER!

Trumps taxes are just a big mess. He is buried in losses and stress! His billionaire claim Is now looking quite lame, He’s a billion-buck LOSER, no less! #BillionDollarLoser

Tulsi Gabbard

An anti-war gal, Tulsi Gabbard, Objects to the war talk Trump’s blabbered! Having skewered the brief Of the bully-in-chief, She puts the sword back in its scabbard! #TulsiGabbard @TulsiGabbard

Statement by 500 Former Federal Prosecutors

To fire Robert Mueller, Trump tried, And when questioned about it, he lied! Fed prosecutors cry That from Justice’s eye Trump should not be permitted to hide!

Beto O’Rourke

This candidate Beto O’Rourke Rejects anti-environment pork! He won’t take a dime From those villainous slime Doing gas and oil lobbyist work! #BetoORourke @BetoORourke

Seth Moulton

Consider this fellow Seth Moulton, On down a rough road he’s been joltin’, Because much of the pack Has done left him in back And way out in the front is now boltin’! #sethmoulton @sethmoulton

Cory Booker

This candidate guy Cory Booker Is used to a hot pressure cooker! It takes more by far Than the crash of a car To bother this player of snooker! #corybooker

Pete Buttigieg

That very nice fellow, Pete Buttigieg, Split root hedge votes, driving a root hedge wedge! And having done that, To make a big splat, Stopped sledging jute, then took a jute sledge pledge! #PeteButtigieg 

Eric Swalwell

So then we have Rep. Eric Swalwell, Who’s making a sound like a small yell! If he isn’t to rise A lot more in our eyes, Let’s hope that he knows how to fall well! #EricSwalwell

Kamala Harris

And then we have Kamala Harris, Who’s pretty darned hard to embarrass.  She’s firm in what’s right  As it shows to her sight,  If a star, she is steadfast Polaris! #kamalaharris 

Elizabeth Warren

Of course, there’s Elizabeth Warren, Whose notions are not at all foreign! Her 2-cent-a-buck tax On the wealthiest backs Is a policy not at all borin’! #elizabethwarren