Now one Thomas J. Slakey, a liberal guy,  Mocked that imbecile Trump, made his sycophants cry. Donald made us all weep on his journey to Hell, Whereas Tom was just trying for laughter as well! Tom was mocking that horrible Trump to the sky,  And he found that he made some conservatives cry, Well, but didn’t…

A lousy old salt from Manhattan Did not know his hatches to batten, So storms, when they came, Made his little boat lame, And he sank in the swamp he had shat in!