If Trump thinks that this country’s so great, Then why does he fill it with hate? With his ass in charge Of this foundering barge, The floodwaters will not abate! #flood #Mississippi #flooding https://tinyurl.com/y3bdbr8w
Trump Attends Sumo Meet And Is Mistaken For A Wrestler
At the sumo event, Trump was hyper, His wife was as slim as a viper! Although Trump wasn’t thin, He blended right in With a corpulent man in a diaper! #Girther
The Best Bid Of All
In Bridge and in Whist, there’s a bump If you’re grasping the concept of trump. You bid for the suit, And for that one you root, But the best bid of all is NO TRUMP! #NoTrump
Trump Hates California
For Cali, Trump puts on the brakes. He cancels Fed funding for quakes! The terrible fires From high winds and wires Are not a disaster he rates! #california #wildfire #californiawildfires
Trump Solution to Healthcare and Budget
A problem: The elderly boomer. Trump found a solution’s the rumor! For Social Security, And fiscal maturity, Kill healthcare so poor folks die sooner! #HealthCare #SaveAffordableCare
Inigo Montoya
Inigo Montoya had a plan, To fight evil the best that he can. If he lived today, His nemesis would be Count Donald, the Small-Fingered Man! #inigomontoya
Trump the Spoiled Brat
A mammothrept is what? An immature, spoiled brat! It makes me think Of ties striped pink And a certain blond fat cat! #TrumpTantrum
Game of Thrones is Over
The Game of Thrones epic’s now done, No moments of boredom, not one! Its battles are o’er, However, the war Of opinions has now just begun! #gameofthrones #got
Generous Robert F. Smith
The students at Morehouse made moans;Their debts were just causing them groans,Until Robert F. SmithSurprised them all withHis great kindness, and paid off their loans! #RobertSmith https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/19/business/robert-smith-billionaire-morehouse-gift-trnd/index.html
Daenerys Targaryen
In Game of Thrones, one person carries The action, whomever she marries: I dawdled to get Her greatness, and yet She’s a problem, this Mad Queen Daenarys! #daenerys #gameofthrones #targaryen #daenerystargaryen #got #khaleesi @emiliaclarke